I Choose Death Card Game
I Choose Death Card Game
- 300+ Twisted “Would-You-Rather” Scenarios: Face the most disturbingly hilarious dilemmas you’ll ever encounter.
- Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box: Stand out with a spooky, eye-catching design that shines after dark.
- 18+ Dark Humor & Adult Chaos: Perfect for those who love macabre fun, explicit twists, and making friends squirm.
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I Choose Death Card Game
What age group is this game for?
What age group is this game for?
This game is strictly foradults aged 18+. It contains explicit language, dark themes (like horror, morbid scenarios, and adult humor), and content that’s not suitable for teens or children.
How many players can join a game?
How many players can join a game?
I Choose Deathworks for2–10 players. It’s perfect for small friend groups, large party gatherings, or even casual one-on-one rounds with your most twisted-minded pal.
How long does a typical game last?
How long does a typical game last?
Most games run30–60 minutes, but it can vary! If your group loves debating (or mocking each other’s choices), you might stretch it to 90 minutes. There’s no strict end time—play until you’re either laughing too hard or need a “sanity break.”
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I Choose Death – The Most Addictive Would-You-Rather Game
Dare to face 300 disturbingly horrible scenarios in I Choose Death– the game that turns “would-you-rather” into a grimly hilarious test of moral (and survival) limits. Designed for those who love dark humor, twisted choices, and a touch of existential dread, this game will have you and your friends debating the worst decisions imaginable – on purpose.
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
300+ Twisted Scenarios 🃏
Glow-in-the-Dark Tombstone Box 🔮
18+ Dark Humor Fun 😈
HILARIOUS ADULT GAME
Would you rather lose all of your teeth or get a felony on your record? This hilarious adult game will challenge you to pick the least horrible scenario as you compete with friends. Comes with 300 disturbingly horrible scenarios meaning you'll be able to play again and again.
GET TO KNOW YOUR FRIENDS
Some of these scenarios are surprisingly deep while others are just plain weird or gross. Build intimacy and a lot of laughs with whatever friend groups you choose to play with!
EASY TO PLAY
Draw two cards and choose the terrible scenario you'd rather experience. Explain your reasoning, then score points and win the game by successfully fooling the other players as they try to call you out on your lies. You'll be crying and laughing with these awkward and scary scenarios.
FOOL YOUR FRIENDS
How good are you at lying? In this game you'll have to bluff your way to a win by convincing players you'd rather go for one scenario over the other. It's the perfect after dinner entertainment or party and holiday activity.
Embrace the Morbid, Hilarious, and Unapologetically Dark
I Choose Death – Buyer Feedback Highlights
95%
of buyers said the game delivered “nonstop laughs and chaos
92%
praised the glow-in-the-dark tombstone box
99%
loved the creativity of the 300+ scenarios
94%
said the game was “perfect for adult groups”
Based on feedback from our first 3,000 customers
Here's what people are saying about I Choose Death...
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If you’re into twisted humor and don’t mind a little existential dread, this is your game. The scenarios are so out-there, we couldn’t stop playing—even when we wanted to (for our own sanity).I Choose Death is now a staple at our game nights!
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5 stars for the pure chaos and laughs. My group spent an entire evening debating whether being stuck in a elevator with a zombie or a tax collector was worse.I Choose Death delivers exactly what it promises: awful decisions, on purpose, and tons of fun.
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Never thought I’d have so much fun choosing between two nightmare fates, but here we are.I Choose Death is brilliantly written, totally inappropriate, and the best game night addition I’ve made all year. Get ready for nonstop ‘Oh god, why did I pick that?!’ moments.
